The Wonderful Thing About Crinolines, Is That Crinolines Are Wonderful Things!

Their tops are made out of tulle
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about crinolines
Is the wearing of one!

The wonderful thing about crinolines
Is crinolines are wonderful for chaps
They load men with vim and with vigor
When they land in their laps
They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN
But the most wonderful thing about crinolines
Is there’s always another one!

Crionlines are wonderful fellahs.
Crinolines are awfully sweet.
Everyone elses is jealous,
And that’s why I repeat…

The wonderful thing about crinolines
Are crinolines are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of tulle
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is the wearing of one.
Yes, and sharing one.
(GRRrrrrrr…)

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While this little ode to crinolines — especially vintage varieties — is obviously a play on Tigger’s Song, by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman, this little lingerie parody is written by me; so if you share of copy, please credit me!

Image credits: Vintage dusty rose nylon lace ruffled crinoline slip; sexy netted and black lace vintage crinoline; vintage hot pink and white lace ruffle crinoline petticoat slip (in XL 2XL!).

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