Atomic Girdle: Just Another Way Of Saying "Fat Ass"

The small (3 3/4″ wide) plastic case reads “Atomic Girdle.”


Open it up and it reads “For the Woman Who Thinks Her Ass is Out of this World” — complete with traditional novelty illustrated donkey — and, what the seller calls a small girdle (looks like a waist cincher, at best, to me). Funny, or insulting? A bit of both, methinks. Then again, I think my ass is out of this world — but I mean that in the most con-seated conceited way possible *wink*

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