4. A free session to get fitted for a bra. Honestly, I could not even make this up. Not a bra. A free session. That’s free to anyone who wants it. My husband booked a free session for me to strip half naked and get molested by a disinterested clerk. Because he’s an asshole. And when I was all “Uh…oh” he was like “You know…for your boobs.” And I realize that it was meant with all kinds of love but it doesn’t change the fact for Christmas I’m going to have some stranger groping me. To see what size I am. While I’m naked.