Dear Ann Summers

Dear Ann,

I hope all is well with you and yours. I am well, but do have a problem that I am hoping you can help me with…

Please use better — and bigger — photos to show your lingerie. How else can I make up my mind about such things as the Retro Cami Suspender?

The image you offer is fine if I want to purchase the model’s lips, or boobs; but leaves the lingerie almost entirely to the imagination. If I have to draw in all the lines of the lingerie, then I won’t purchase it for fear your deigns will be inferior to my own. And the imagined lingerie can live for free in mind forever, free from disappointment.

So, if you want me to buy from you, please offer me better photos.

Sincerely,
Slip of a Girl

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