CR/LF of Sex Is A Red-Blooded Thing waxes damn near poetically on the appeal of real women’s bodies (in American Apparel’s Body Suits). Maybe it’s not poetry to you; but this girl’s insides turn to mush when she hears:
HOLY FREAK ON A STICK she’s hot. Don’t get all mean on the un-perky boobs smooshed in spandex; that’s proof you’ve never touched real breasts in your life. Ladies, stop trying to look all pointy and plastic — it’s not what gets us guys. Round, soft, beckoning, and slutty…that’s what gets us up and ready.
If I weren’t already married… And afraid of Gracie (CR/LF’s hers — lucky girl!)