Kittens In Your Girdles

This vintage Playtex girdle ad says it says, “Holds you with magic ‘finger’ panels” and “Pampers you with kitten-soft fabric inside.”

The scan is from KKC, where Pop Tart writes, “Fingers and kittens in my girdle? Why yes, thank you!” And I must concur. *wink*

This ad also reminds me of Steel Magnolias, where one woman refers to another woman’s bum and says, “It looks like two pigs fightin’ under a blanket,” which is similar to what James Bacon reportedly said about Marilyn Monroe’s backside, “Her derrière looked like two puppies fighting under a silk sheet.”

Of pigs, puppies or kittens, I’d prefer kittens — declawed, that is.

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