Headlines, Not Headlights

Lingerie news for the new year, that focuses on the bottom half…

Sarah Paige tells us why she thinks “the words firefighters and granny panties should never be uttered in the same sentence”. Doesn’t she know that celebrity stylist Iko Mash says, “Full panties and the cut-under-the-bum panties are still hot” ?

Dan Savage tells us, “there’s nothing pedo about a 19-year-old bi chick in Disney-princess underpants”.

This isn’t ‘news’ as it happened this holiday season, but Feministing ranted, “Who needs credit cards when you have a junior vagina?” which is why WalMart yanked panties down off shelves.

Mrs Marsey finally made the papers this year. Her size 18-20 cotton knickers put out a house fire. “My £4.99 parachute knickers have come in handy for something.”

Can 2008 get any better?

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