TMI Tuesday #105 (Dating Edition)

1. What was the first movie you saw on a date?

I think it was The Life of Brian? At least it was the most uncomfortable movie date I’d ever had!

It was me and Skip (if you can believe that!) — and he brought his best friend along. A friend named Brian. A friend who had a crush on me — and yup, I sat in the middle.

If that wasn’t bad enough, I was young, naive, and completely freaked out how to deal with the nudity in that film sitting, as I was, between two boys.

Next question, please — I don’t want to remember anymore.

2. Who was the first person you kissed on a date? [First name is fine.]

Do I go to girly-girl hell if I don’t remember? I think it was Skip… I’m too traumatized by the last question to think clearly…

3. Where was the first place you ever “parked” (on a date)?

A block and a half from my parents’ house, on a dead end street. It didn’t have a view, but why pretend you needed one? *wink*

4. Have you ever gone on a date with someone you met via the internet? If not, would you?

I’m married so I’m not supposed to date anymore. :p But theoretically, I’m not opposed to it. I’ve met some of my Internet buds in real life — women — so why not?

5. What is the most romantic thing you have done on a first date?

I have done — still do — lots of romantic things. First dates are difficult because you hardly know another well enough to be really romantic — real romance requires knowledge of another person, especially when it comes to men. (Roses and perfume don’t work the same for men; and while they’d love you to put out, that’s not really romance.)

Bonus (as in optional):Describe the best date you have ever been on.

Gawd, this is gonna sound awful… But I damn-near did it doggy-style, bent over the front of A’s car with my skirt and slip hiked high, his naked member against my panties, on a public street with several people watching… I didn’t consummate the position because he was still legally married (but separated) and I knew his wife.

The only reason this makes the ‘best date ever’ list is because I was recently divorced and after that cheating, controlling SOB, I was happy to feel alive and female after years of feeling dead there… You girls know what I’m talking about.

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