Sorority Wishes & Ford Fairlane Dreams

Pop Tart at KKC reminded me of one of my dirty little secrets: my love of the B-Movie The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

I turned the tube on while this fine film was already in progress — just as Fairlane (Dice Clay) is searching the boat residence of Johnny Crunch (Gottfried), a scene which includes a blow-up doll, a BDSM video tape with Crunch and Colleen Sutton (Presley), and a strange freak of a hit man (Robert Englund). (That alone could have sold me — but wait! As I said, there’s more!)

I turned to hubby and said, “What’s this movie?” And he’s all like, “It’s Ford Fairlane, duh,” like I’m some sort of pop culture retard. :snort: The film came out in 1990, and I was all up to my knees in baby poo, thank you very much. So I missed it then. But thanks to TV re-runs and DVD, you too can enjoy the adventures of Ford “Mr. Rock n’ Roll Detective” Fairlane.

Once reminded, I had to search youtube for the chance they had the best lingerie scenes — from when Andrew Dice Clay is in the sorority. And yup, I found it!

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