Win the lottery.
Most of our problems of late revolve around money, sex has always been wonderful, and asking him to deliver world peace seems a bit much for one man, so buying a lottery ticket is really the only thing I could even think of asking. (Of course, I don’t expect he’ll have much better chance of bringing home the money even if he bought a ticket, but TMI asked so I answered.)
2. Which super power (ability to turn invisible, ability to read people’s thoughts, or invulnerability) would you take and why?
Ooooh, just in time for the return of Heroes! Coolness!
Maybe I’m too much of a ‘girl’ but I value vulnerability; life is fragile and that’s part of its magic. To be invulnerable in any sense of the word devalues all of that, so I’ll pass on that one.
There have been several films on the ability to read the thoughts of others and it never seemed very appealing to me — my own head is loud enough, thanks. So I’ll pass on this too.
Invisibility has possibilities… For example, you could play TMI Tuesdays live with people and then turn yourself invisible as you start to blush lol And when you had difficulty trying to understand a person, you could view snippets of their day (sort of like walking a mile in their moccasins). For example, when your son comes home all grumpy but won’t tell you what’s wrong, you could invisibly shadow him all day to see what he goes through.
3. Would you rather be tied up or tie someone else up? Why?
Does it shock you I’ve done both? Probably not *wink*
I prefer to be tied up — and hubby does too. (He dislikes being bound himself.) So why is it that we don’t do this more often? …Must ask him about that.
4. What is your best physical and non physical asset?
My best physical asset? I enjoy my sense of touch and being ambulatory in general; but I don’t suppose that’s what you meant? I guess my breasts and my eyes would tie for first place (based on popular vote).
Non-physical assets would be my brain. (Gads, I must have an intense fear of brain injury today!) And if I must be more specific, I’d say my intelligence. I’d like to say it’s my sense of humor, but hubby says “that’s all wrong” lol
5. If they were naming new Dwarves beyond the seven what would your name be and why?
I have no real reason other than it was the first word/name I thought of and ever since I have the image of anyone introducing themselves thus, as in “Hi, I’m humid,” makes me giggle. Now just what would he look like? There’s another free 8 minutes of laughter for you. (Yet another reason to read at A Slip of a Girl!)
Bonus: What’s the most embarrassing thing you ever bought?
I’m a mom and we don’t embarrass — or at least not easily. We do most of the embarrassing, or so I am told.
Let’s see… I’ve bought everything from head lice removal products to ointments of all sorts, the typical and the unusual female hygiene products, and of course all the home pest removal stuff like ant traps and condoms (yeah, I count birth control as pest control) and so I can’t think of a single thing which would be embarrassing to buy. (I’m secretly hoping the other TMI folks will shock and awe me here.)
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