TMI #94

1. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?

Over.

2. Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?

Everything down. I have a cat.

3. When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck]

Before I was married… But I don’t recall specifics.

4. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]

I’d hope that if he had sex with someone else it would be because he was in love with them — and that I was dead.

5. If you had $1,000,000 to give away, how would you divide it up? Who and how much?

I’d pay off my folk’s house and/or make sure they had enough money for taxes etc so they could stay there rather than downsizing. I have no idea how much that costs because we don’t talk money like that. But for the sake of this game, let’s say that took half the money.

Of what’s left, 1/2 of that would go to two charities. One for women, likely Wellesley Centers For Women, and one for animals (which with this sum I’d need to investigate further before naming). And the rest would be to insulate our family and security, like buy the house we’re renting.

I do not have a head for money this way — so really, what else can I say? I’d likely first hire experts on financial planning because I don’t know about investing or anything. (Never been near enough to do so.)

Oh, and I’d make sure hubby and I (and the kids too) had weekly massages from professionals who came to the house so we could remain relaxed long after they left. *wink*

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us something that very few people know about you.

I’m a survivor of domestic violence.

Image of the lovely Lana Turner, who is so glam in her dressing gown that you’d never ask her about things like toilet paper and toilet seats *wink*

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