“Beehive Clothing hopes to score big with the youth of the Mormon Church by teasing them with thongs and white butterfly ass tats while retaining that special pre-temple garment spirit.”
So reports Salamander Society Parody News (as in, they’re joking, people).
This is purported to be what real Mormons wear:
Unique to this garment are markings sewn into them which are similar to those used in Freemasonry. Over the right breast is a buttonhole which resembles a “square” (looks like a backward L); over the left breast is a “compass” (resembling a capital V). Sewn into the abdomen and knee area is another marking which looks like an ordinary button-hole.
All of this got me thinking… What about Marie Osmond’s underwear?
I don’t believe her dolls had undies. Not even the one’s with fashion patterns.
Nope, no undies in the doll outfit pattern collection either.
How can it be a fashion doll without the religious fashions?
Marie also had a line of sewing patterns. And no, there are no Marie Osmond patterns with panties either.
So much for thinking you had an authentic Marie Osmond doll — for she is Marie Osmond: Mormon.
Marie Osmond collectible images via landofos.com.