What Momma Said

Momma may have told you, “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all,” but sometimes, momma, you just have to…

Enter HateMail by Carol Lee Designs.

Have something on your mind?

Don’t know how to say it?

Here, let me help…

For fun or spite, HateMail is designed to convey your deepest, truest feelings.

Go ahead.

Say something.

Cards suitable for individual ranties.

(I’m always telling hubby it’s a good thing he’s pretty! lol)

You’re nothing without me would be a great post break-up card.

There’s even something snarky for momma to say. The Why Can’t You Be More Like Your Sister? card is guaranteed to start a fight. *wink*

Not all of them are so personal; some are more tough love, such as Hindsight is 20/20 and Welcome to reality. Here’s your shovel.

HateMail Minis include 10 of the most popular notes:

Don’t be ‘that’ person
I’m a little bit better that you
I always knew you’d disappoint me
Someday I hope to be as good as you think you are
Your probation officer must be so proud
Someone didn’t get the memo
Karma called…and she didn’t sound happy
You’re a special kind of crazy
I admire your low standards
Sucks to be you

Perfect for tossing into a coat pocket, purse or even on a windshield wiper. Scrawl a little personalized message on the back and voila!—you’ve got yourself a customized piece of HateMail.

If you don’t get a few of these cards, well, We’ll look back on this one day and I’ll say “I told you so.” *wink*

So buy some. Of course, you could always reply, I’d do anything for you. Except that.

Found via Spree New York’s newsletter.

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