Silly Panty Patriarchy

You just scored some Coachella tickets from your best friend and ask me if I want to go with you. I respond by taking off my thrift store shirt. I tell you that undergarments are a symbol of the patriarchy and you agree. You begin kissing my neck and whisper, “I want to hear you moan like Bjork singing Joga.” We fuck so hard that your carefully gelled hair falls down into your eyes, and I think you look a little bit like Brian Wilson in his younger days.

From Hipstererotica.

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