Getting Burned by Vickie’s

I know you’re expecting this to be about me — you’re expecting to hear how Slip of a Girl got a cease and desist letter or other ‘on notice’ legal action from Victoria’s Secret due to all this blog’s ranties about the pitiful company — but it’s not.

A woman is suing Victoria’s Secret for $2 million for selling her a bikini with a metal ring that (allegedly) heated up and scarred her chest.

“The sun baked the metal right into her skin,” said her lawyer. Apparently she has had plastic surgery to get rid of the scar, but it did not work.

We all knew sunbathing was bad for you, but sheesh, corporate branding is much worse.

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