What Fresh Hell…

Is this?

Golden rubberbands pass as lingerie these days? Where’s the allure, the romance the tease?

Where’s the pleasure in wearing this?

Leather and chains at least offer some sensory thrills and still allow for the allure of roleplay. But this? This is skank, not lingerie.

Honestly, Agent Provocateur, what were you thinking? That since it had ‘Dita’ on it, it would sell? Not all of us are in love with Dita. This is proof that Dita’s not true burlesque.

(Yeah, I broke my mum on Dita — in this case, can you blame me?)

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