Kate Moss?! Bah.

While most secretive, Agent Provocateur has apparently signed and shot the ads featuring Kate Moss. Ugh. What, they couldn’t find a real hanger or broomstick to drape their intimates on?

There is hardly anyone less suitable to sell the image of sexy lingerie than this model sans curves.

I originally was going to title this entry “The Blue-Tit of Kate Moss” due to the article’s last paragraph, but then who would believe Kate has tits?

If this were Jeopardy, it would be go like this:

The answer is: Her only tits are in a jar.

:buzz:

Who is Kate Moss.

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