Not Under My Tree, Thank You

The first “smart fabric” garment for consumers was introduced this week. A bra. “Smart fabrics” are those that have an electronic interaction between the textile and its wearer. This bra has a special conductive fabric in the chest band that when wet, picks up the heart’s pulse, sending it via a tiny transmitter to a digital readout wristwatch. Yeah, but is it pretty enough to make the wearer’s heart race?

Not mine.

MySassySassy sells “lingerie for your feet” – which is really just a fancy was of saying they sell expensive insoles for shoes. I’ll pass.

And finally, no one wants those floppy bedroom slippers, not even old people. Duh.

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